Total Recall, Cheese and Tofu: An elementary and culinary guide to not fretting about the remake
Like many, when the pre-trailer trailer of the new Total Recall was released I was incensed.
The very idea that something as purely gold as Total Recall could be re-made felt like a travesty. It felt like trying to recreate Tutankhamun’s tomb out of turmeric. Why bother? We, the people, will see it for the fake it is. And, simply, it will suck.
I had no reason to suspect such a sophisticated rebuttal would tumble. At the time the very idea of a remake was like a full-scale Hollywood